Of Cum, Babby and South Indians Girls

There is a meme that is floating around which posters in the cesspools of the internet (/b/, fark etc) frequently mention whenever a retard does something awesome.

The meme in question arose due to a question asked by a certain user in Yahoo Answers:

The meme led rise to a series of very creative answers on the question of babby and its formation. Today, I just realized the poster was our own home grown “kavya” probably sitting in some house in Mambalam or Mylapore typing away this priceless question.

Here starts my rant on the typical south indian girl: South Indians are assumed to be good in English (Atleast by the rest of India). However, I have found that apart from writing pages and pages in English answer papers on “India is my country” or some other shit, these girls are retards who write as if they have the cognitive capabilities of a crow.

Take some choice examples:

Hi! wt r u do?

Honey, if I am doing something. Its not what. Its who? Anyway, child, go fug yourself, its none of your beeswax.

will u cum in bus 2day?

Well, we are getting a bit too friendly here aren’t we? Where I “cum” is strictly between my partner and me. So STFU.

Its not that adolescent girls are not retards:

However, we are not talking about adolescent girls here. We are talking about girls who are supposed to be doing Engineering (A course that depends on strong Math, logic and language skills).

Suicide?

Recently, I read an article about some suicidal cock sucker in China who held up traffic for five hours. He was apparently contemplating suicide on top of a bridge when all of a sudden some other dude comes up and pushes him off.

I sympathize wholeheartedly with the sentiments of the pusher who said that he felt that the person who committed suicide was selfish and stuck up. This made me wonder whether most people who commit suicide are indeed selfish.

Before I expand more on that, let us examine the word “Selfish”. As a supporter of the Ayn Rand philosophy of individualism, I believe that one was put on the earth to be subservient to one’s needs and interests and every one else can go fuck themselves. An important caveat in this philosophy that I have instituted is the concept of honour: Owe no one no favours. You breed: You are responsible for your offspring. You don’t fuck around until the creatures can take care of themselves. You are bred and some one else does shit for you. You pay back your debts.

Coming from this school of thought, let us look at the concept of selfishness when it comes to suicide. The chinese fellah was selfish not because he was ready to commit suicide (Debts that he might be ready to leave behind in terms of offspring, dependants, money debts are not available to us), but because he was a fucking poser. There are far more simpler ways to commit suicide including slashing your own wrists and painless garden variants like intelligently ingesting medication. (I never could understand why cunts especially in Tam Nadu had this fascination with ingesting Acid to commit suicide: Fucking lame ass people, if you ask me. )

Suicide in general is something that I support wholeheartedly. Heck I support it even more than I support homosexuals and religious people. (The former reduce competition and the latter are just awesome fun.) You wanna die, go die. Don’t expect sympathy from me of any kind as long as you do it quietly. I remember reading a book when I was a kid. It recounted the story of a father who neatly arranged towels around his neck (so as to minimize blood impact) before blowing his head off. That was neat!  Above all, don’t fucking whine. Go do it.

What to do?

I want to go on twitter but I am worried that I will get hooked.  My life has become a collection of one liners. It goes on…