In the past few weeks, I ve learnt that there are people in this world who take being boring to a new level. A pal introduced me to the world of online chatting with desis. I realize that sad girls are not inherent to the mambalam or one of the several middle class neighbourhoods in Chennai that shut down by 6:30 when the last college bus comes home to roost.
Here is an example of what eating cabbage can become like!
SHE: Hiya
HE : Hey
SHE: How r u yaar?
HE: I am fine, doing well thanks..
SHE: gd gd
HE: <yawns and goes to watch the bucket list>
Two minutes later
SHE: Hey talk something na..
HE: What should I talk about? <The movie can wait, Work beckons, alas boredom also beckons>
SHE: Anything
HE: Ok.. err Whats up?
SHE: Nothing I am tried
HE: <Realising that tried = tired, tries some P.Js> So…then who tried you?
SHE: ya
HE: ????
SHE: Oe lots of work tried me…
HE: …
SHE: hey bolo na… kuch bhi bolo
HE: o…k…
SHE: Enough ok..wat happened?
HE: What should happen?
SHE: If ur tried, pagal, go to sleep
HE: Look I am not gonna try nothing.. kapeche!
SHE: I said TRIED.. OK get it!! but if you try anyone don’t care
HE: Err..right..
SHE:
goes on all night long…
Its amazing how people exist on this planet being so clueless….
